Humour, Regulars, Words

Bastards of Shop 4: Fear of Change

By JohnnyYen  (Undercover Shop Assistant)

He buys 8 Carlsberg, 10 Lambert and Butler and some sweets.

“That’s £10.23 please sir.”

He hands me a twenty. I run the counterfeit pen over it, because if I bank a fake it turns up again in my pay packet come Saturday. I key in “2000-ENTER”, the till opens, and I take out a fiver, four pound coins, a fifty pee, a twenty pee, a five pee and then…

“Here, I’ll give you 50 just to make it easier,” he says, handing me 50p.

Easier for WHO, you bastard?

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