Humour, Words

The Return of the Polish Dude

He appears to have decided we’re not racists after all; well, he’s still buying booze from us, and you wouldn’t buy booze from a Nazi, right? Anyway, this time he comes seeking advice from the highly knowledgeable offy staff.

“What is best drink for woman?”

“Um…gin’s popular. Or Taboo.”

“Is for woman, so must be very sweet.”

“Baileys is sweet. £10.99 a bottle.”

“Hmm…is strong? Must be sweet, and strong, so later…woman is easy. [Makes internationally recognised hand gesture for putting your willy in a lady]. I take Baileys. And 20 Pall Mall Red.”

Which is probably the real reason behind 90% of Baileys sales, but I’ve never heard it put quite so bluntly.


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